1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD...SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO!

2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A BEAT?

3. I DON'T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS...

4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT!

5. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT!

6. I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT!

7. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANNA HEAR...WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

8. HEY YO, NOBODY CAN DANCE TO THIS!

9. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE TO IT IF YOU PLAY IT!

And above all, if the DJ has one hand on the mixer, one hand on a TURNTABLE - wearing headphones,

DON'T BUG HIM OR HER!!! "